[The vampire gives a hearty laugh at this, and nods purposefully.]

I say we do that. I think the kids would enjoy splicing their own episode of Funniest Home Videos. Give them a bit of humor to work with, and we'll have laughs for a solid year.

I'm already imagining all the music videos they'll cut with all this.

[Subtly, Valvatorez gesticulated with one hand, an impish, evil smile on his lips as he watched someone cross a ward he had sabotaged.

A body then immediately goes flying right over their table, all the while making a sound that was suspiciously like a Wilhelm Scream. They flew out of the room and into the adjoining hall.

A moment later, a groan could be heard, followed by a more dazed sounding "I'm okay..."]

Can't wait to see what the kids do with that one. Maybe a trance remix of that scream.