Well okay, that's 100% true. He can't help but grin a bit at hat. "You're also undead," he says, with a blunt practicality. "Bet you'd be out during the day too if you had a choice."

But okay, okay, he'll take this seriously he supposes. Being in Héctor's classes would be a plus. So would being able to talk to Aunt May. "I mean, all of that would be good," he says. And pauses. "D'you think Bee would really stop getting on my case if I literally had classes at night?"