[That's a lot of snowman for this weaselish boy to handle, but unfortunately he's too busy laughing his ass off to see it coming. Being small, scrawny, and fast, it's usually pretty hard to catch him with weird traps like that! Rex should feel good about himself. Even if...this asshole only gave a brief yelp before going back to laughing. That was so much snow... This shit is ridiculous.
He eventually swats himself free of most of the snow and grins widely up at Rex.]
God, I bet I can't even fucking tackle you. You're just a fucking tree.
[It sure would be fun, though, just tackling him right into one of those creepy factory snowmen and pushing snow on his face, or something. Instead, he'll have to settle for cheerily beginning to pack a snowball he can chuck at the other boy.]
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He eventually swats himself free of most of the snow and grins widely up at Rex.]
God, I bet I can't even fucking tackle you. You're just a fucking tree.
[It sure would be fun, though, just tackling him right into one of those creepy factory snowmen and pushing snow on his face, or something. Instead, he'll have to settle for cheerily beginning to pack a snowball he can chuck at the other boy.]