Hey now, I'd be a great barista! See, with that, you'll be full off one cup, and that's what makes it a snack!

[ The consistency... But this isn't absolutely horrible, so he reaches over to dip his candy cane into the sludge and lick it off the stick. Definitely needs to be stirred for longer. Maybe filtered. ]

You never answered my question, Mav: midnight snack, or breakfast?