[They can't really be much different than octopus and eel, maybe a little... gooier? Snails just don't seem like food somehow. Still, he's going right in to confidently order some chocolate-pistachio snail pastries. As in most service places in France he's encountered, they don't like his dramatic ways, and are matter-of-fact and abrupt with their replies. But snail pastries are obtained in short order.]
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[They can't really be much different than octopus and eel, maybe a little... gooier? Snails just don't seem like food somehow. Still, he's going right in to confidently order some chocolate-pistachio snail pastries. As in most service places in France he's encountered, they don't like his dramatic ways, and are matter-of-fact and abrupt with their replies. But snail pastries are obtained in short order.]