Did you distract them for me~!? That's amazing~! What did you say? Did you make up some elaborate story to keep them guessing and then at the end just ask where the bathroom is!? Oh, and just so we're clear on the circumstances here, I didn't ask you to do that, so~ I feel that this is not some bartered exchange and I, in fact, am not required, or even shall we say compelled, to perform any task or grant any favors for you in a false perception of a debt incurred for actions that were solely at your own discretion!
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Did you distract them for me~!? That's amazing~! What did you say? Did you make up some elaborate story to keep them guessing and then at the end just ask where the bathroom is!? Oh, and just so we're clear on the circumstances here, I didn't ask you to do that, so~ I feel that this is not some bartered exchange and I, in fact, am not required, or even shall we say compelled, to perform any task or grant any favors for you in a false perception of a debt incurred for actions that were solely at your own discretion!