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daybreakacademy2019-03-07 01:41 pm
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[Open] Field Trip: Supernatural Surveyor
Who: Jailbreak, her class, and/or anyone else who signed up for the Supernatural Surveyor mission.
What: A field trip to an Orihalcum mine, because that's totally a great place to send impulsive teenagers and a known thief.
When: March 4th.
Where: The Sinnias Orihalcum Mine.
Warnings: Jail's swearing.
[On paper, the idea seemed to make sense.]
[The Sinnias Orihalcum Mine had been run by the Watchers for years, and the metal it produced was extremely useful. While daemon attacks on the premises where a known threat, the security was highly equipped to deal with them already, making it unlikely to require any visitors to fight. A relatively safe but still potentially important area like this would be a valuable learning experience for students who had the time to visit and find out more about how it worked, especially ones whose specialties or interests ran towards magical artifacts. And, of course, the Academy already had a class dedicated to the making of those artifacts, and a teacher quite knowledgeable about the process.]
[It was just that, somehow, this perfectly reasonable chain of thought had lead to a large group of students being let loose in a working mine with Jail as their only adult supervision.]
[The trip there, at least, had been without incident. As they approach the entrance, she stops and gestures grandly, turning to face her audience.]
Okay, kids, here it is: your best excuse to skip class for the day.
[The Magic Schoolbus, this really isn't.]
For anybody who ain't real big on metallurgy, Orihalcum is that shiny golden stuff that shuts down magic. Can't enchant it, can't scratch it with anything softer than diamond, can't find anything sparklier outside of a glitter fight in the middle of Mardi Gras.
And yes, that weirdly specific metaphor will be on the test.
[There may or may not even be a test, but that won't stop her from saying it.]
So, ground rules: this is supposed to just be a nice, easy walking tour of the place, but sometimes shit gets weird. If it gets weirder than you can handle, hit the alert app on your phone and it'll call me. Only ring me up for emergencies, or if it would be really funny.
Your phone also has a file that gives you more background on this place, in case you want more details or just missed the melodious sounds of my voice. Hit the icon in the lower left to switch from audio to written captions.
[The recording- or the captions, if you prefer them- is pretty similar to the kind of tour guide audio you get in museums... except for the part where Jailbreak's narrating, which means some of the language is. Interesting.]
[The quick version of the recorded lecture is that Orihalcum is extremely useful for dealing with supernatural threats due to suppressing magic, and that it was the basis of a pretty large and successful civilization from the Outlands up until their luck ran out sometime around 1039 BCE.]
[The nation in question would be known to modern day humans as the lost city of Atlantis.]
[Credit where it's due, Jail's recorded speech on the topic is genuinely very knowledgeable and informative, even if she does repeatedly refer to a specific Atlantean ruler as "a complete fucknut", and at one point gets sidetracked into an extended digression in which she critiques (read: roasts mercilessly) the ancient Athenian legal system.]
Now, 'cause this place is the biggest source of Orihalcum running these days, security is pretty serious. We're gonna head through their checkpoints in a second here, then we'll be in the mine. These guys make the TSA look all sweet and cuddly by comparison, so if anyone's got some shit they wanna ditch outside so it doesn't show up on the scans, now's the time.
Anyone who can spot a serious security flaw while we're in there, come find me after we're done here and we'll talk. If it's legit, you get extra credit.
If you got any questions, just ask while we're walking. Anything I can't answer, the guy we're gonna be meeting up with should know. He's a dwarf by the name of Regin, the general manager 'round here.
[She turns to start walking into the mine's entrance, pauses, and looks back over her shoulder]
Oh, and remember: when we're in here? You break it, you bought it. The school ain't paying for shit.
[This one's a complete lie. Daybreak Academy absolutely will be replacing anything the students damage if they act out while in the mine.]
[But, well. They don't need to know that.]
[Onward we go...]
What: A field trip to an Orihalcum mine, because that's totally a great place to send impulsive teenagers and a known thief.
When: March 4th.
Where: The Sinnias Orihalcum Mine.
Warnings: Jail's swearing.
[On paper, the idea seemed to make sense.]
[The Sinnias Orihalcum Mine had been run by the Watchers for years, and the metal it produced was extremely useful. While daemon attacks on the premises where a known threat, the security was highly equipped to deal with them already, making it unlikely to require any visitors to fight. A relatively safe but still potentially important area like this would be a valuable learning experience for students who had the time to visit and find out more about how it worked, especially ones whose specialties or interests ran towards magical artifacts. And, of course, the Academy already had a class dedicated to the making of those artifacts, and a teacher quite knowledgeable about the process.]
[It was just that, somehow, this perfectly reasonable chain of thought had lead to a large group of students being let loose in a working mine with Jail as their only adult supervision.]
[The trip there, at least, had been without incident. As they approach the entrance, she stops and gestures grandly, turning to face her audience.]
Okay, kids, here it is: your best excuse to skip class for the day.
[The Magic Schoolbus, this really isn't.]
For anybody who ain't real big on metallurgy, Orihalcum is that shiny golden stuff that shuts down magic. Can't enchant it, can't scratch it with anything softer than diamond, can't find anything sparklier outside of a glitter fight in the middle of Mardi Gras.
And yes, that weirdly specific metaphor will be on the test.
[There may or may not even be a test, but that won't stop her from saying it.]
So, ground rules: this is supposed to just be a nice, easy walking tour of the place, but sometimes shit gets weird. If it gets weirder than you can handle, hit the alert app on your phone and it'll call me. Only ring me up for emergencies, or if it would be really funny.
Your phone also has a file that gives you more background on this place, in case you want more details or just missed the melodious sounds of my voice. Hit the icon in the lower left to switch from audio to written captions.
[The recording- or the captions, if you prefer them- is pretty similar to the kind of tour guide audio you get in museums... except for the part where Jailbreak's narrating, which means some of the language is. Interesting.]
[The quick version of the recorded lecture is that Orihalcum is extremely useful for dealing with supernatural threats due to suppressing magic, and that it was the basis of a pretty large and successful civilization from the Outlands up until their luck ran out sometime around 1039 BCE.]
[The nation in question would be known to modern day humans as the lost city of Atlantis.]
[Credit where it's due, Jail's recorded speech on the topic is genuinely very knowledgeable and informative, even if she does repeatedly refer to a specific Atlantean ruler as "a complete fucknut", and at one point gets sidetracked into an extended digression in which she critiques (read: roasts mercilessly) the ancient Athenian legal system.]
Now, 'cause this place is the biggest source of Orihalcum running these days, security is pretty serious. We're gonna head through their checkpoints in a second here, then we'll be in the mine. These guys make the TSA look all sweet and cuddly by comparison, so if anyone's got some shit they wanna ditch outside so it doesn't show up on the scans, now's the time.
Anyone who can spot a serious security flaw while we're in there, come find me after we're done here and we'll talk. If it's legit, you get extra credit.
If you got any questions, just ask while we're walking. Anything I can't answer, the guy we're gonna be meeting up with should know. He's a dwarf by the name of Regin, the general manager 'round here.
[She turns to start walking into the mine's entrance, pauses, and looks back over her shoulder]
Oh, and remember: when we're in here? You break it, you bought it. The school ain't paying for shit.
[This one's a complete lie. Daybreak Academy absolutely will be replacing anything the students damage if they act out while in the mine.]
[But, well. They don't need to know that.]
[Onward we go...]

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