AHA! SEE! I know everyone's thinking it! They're like, 'Héctor, why are you hanging out with that guy?' But it pays off, you see! It pays off.

[It's at this point he descends into laughter upon the bar. It's a good minute of that until he settles, slumped on the bar and smiling still. He sighs.]

But really, please, do come visit. The town or even just the country. It's a beautiful place.