[So much coffee... An amount of coffee that rivals his own cache of hot chocolate.]
Pretty sure that even as a cat, she's got better fucking things to do than dick around with a bunch of ants.
[He's reasonably sure their home is secure, so he doesn't have to worry about chucking them out the window... Speaking of which -- ] There's another cat that comes by here sometimes. He can let himself in, but he's a polite little shit sometimes, so he might wait by the window. Don't fuck with the thing there or his collar, either. And I assume you fucking know by now to make liberal use of headphones if you plan on listening to shit, #FREETHEBEATS, blah blah blah.
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Pretty sure that even as a cat, she's got better fucking things to do than dick around with a bunch of ants.
[He's reasonably sure their home is secure, so he doesn't have to worry about chucking them out the window... Speaking of which -- ] There's another cat that comes by here sometimes. He can let himself in, but he's a polite little shit sometimes, so he might wait by the window. Don't fuck with the thing there or his collar, either. And I assume you fucking know by now to make liberal use of headphones if you plan on listening to shit, #FREETHEBEATS, blah blah blah.