[ Fuck the librarian— he wants to say, but librarians are terrifying by nature, and he hunches over his tea a little more, like he probably shouldn't have drinks around books anyways and they're more dangerous than potential laser eyes. ]

If you got things you want to have burned, I can help with that, laser eyes or not~ So don't tell on me to the librarian, okay?! It'd be really bad if I got kicked out of the library, see? The chairs are super comfy, and the it's always clean inside.