"Bleugh -- fucking! Gross!" He immediately regrets trying to make friends with this idiot -- er, the monster idiot, not the people idiot. With a jerk back, he gets back out of range and scrubs at his face with his arm. Went on a date with a cat, kissed by an earth spirit... What the fuck is his life becoming...

"Stupid... Learn to wrestle with him, then. Things playfight all the time! You're not raising him right. Ugh, his mouth is like hot, soggy garbage..."