How do you focus it, though? Or even feel it!? I don't get it!

[He holds the pen out again, but barely looks at it this time. Relax. Concentrate on... something? He feels nothing.]

Okay! Pen! I want to know things~! Show me your secrets~!

[He wiggles his fingers at it for emphasis. Nothing.]

I command you~! Release your knowledge to me~!

[He taps the pen against the desk repeatedly. Nothing.]

I foresee, or just see that this pen, right here... was made in China~!