[ Though Rex largely rejects his role as a chosen hero, there are some things that just seep right into the bones. For example, he eats like a shounen protag. Rare footage of Rex eating. The stack of plates around him rapidly increases, his hands an endless blur and yet he never spills a single crumb. That'd be wasteful! He's going so fast and his reach is slong long people in his immediate vicinity might want to watch out- he's so in the zone he might end up eating off someone else's plate by mistake. ]
C.
[ Rex walks in, currently with a six-foot shining gold sword strapped diagonally across his back and a shield apparently made from blue gemstone over the top of that- ]
I'm Rex, I'm not around much.
[ Then spins on his heel and goes to walk back out. There's a little wobbling as he's still getting used to the weight, so there's time to say something to the 7'5 goblin. ]
D.
[ He's at it again. ]
Watch ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
[ That'd be Rex dropping out of the sky in a ball of fire, rolling up to his feet and dusting himself off. ]
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[ Though Rex largely rejects his role as a chosen hero, there are some things that just seep right into the bones. For example, he eats like a shounen protag. Rare footage of Rex eating. The stack of plates around him rapidly increases, his hands an endless blur and yet he never spills a single crumb. That'd be wasteful! He's going so fast and his reach is slong long people in his immediate vicinity might want to watch out- he's so in the zone he might end up eating off someone else's plate by mistake. ]
C.
[ Rex walks in, currently with a six-foot shining gold sword strapped diagonally across his back and a shield apparently made from blue gemstone over the top of that- ]
I'm Rex, I'm not around much.
[ Then spins on his heel and goes to walk back out. There's a little wobbling as he's still getting used to the weight, so there's time to say something to the 7'5 goblin. ]
D.
[ He's at it again. ]
Watch ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
[ That'd be Rex dropping out of the sky in a ball of fire, rolling up to his feet and dusting himself off. ]
...Carry on.