[A mistake. He has to laugh at that, even if he doesn’t find it very funny at all. Calling it a mistake — acknowledging it at all — meant it happened. It was real. Which meant...

This couldn’t possibly be real, it just couldn’t. Except Rover was different. They weren’t like — like people, or other people, or whatever the fuck the terminology would be in a situation like this. Rover would very easily be able to change their mind, or... have it changed for them. The thought makes him gag on his disbelieving chuckle.]

You need to fucking roll back this update before I fucking roll it back for you. You were fucking fine the way you were!

[Was this...because of him?]