Why do you have to go and make this shit sad, Jonathan?
God.
Dammit.
"Okay. Okayokayokay. Let me level with you here: no one has told me shit and all I know is from books and shit. All I know is that you evidently died on a fucking boat and some jackass vampire thing took your body, I guess? Dude, I have no idea why this is such a huge fucking deal." Oh boy, here we go.
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God.
Dammit.
"Okay. Okayokayokay. Let me level with you here: no one has told me shit and all I know is from books and shit. All I know is that you evidently died on a fucking boat and some jackass vampire thing took your body, I guess? Dude, I have no idea why this is such a huge fucking deal." Oh boy, here we go.