Why is this her life? Why is her ancestor depressing? Why is this all dumb?
Who the fuck names a kid Dio?
"I have one question for you before I continue, I guess hypothetical: who the fuck names their kid that? Like, I know I've heard my mom use that word before and it sure as shit wasn't a name of a person." It means god, basically, which is why this is all kind of weirdly fucking surreal to her. Bonuses of an Italian-American mom, probably.
"Also, here's the difference between you and I, one: evidently my dad already killed that fucker off for good. Two: I can turn what seems to be my entire body into string, even as a defense mechanism. Three: I KIND OF DO THAT SHIT OUT OF INSTINCT AND REACTION THAN ACTIVELY THINKING ABOUT IT. So I think we're good."
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Who the fuck names a kid Dio?
"I have one question for you before I continue, I guess hypothetical: who the fuck names their kid that? Like, I know I've heard my mom use that word before and it sure as shit wasn't a name of a person." It means god, basically, which is why this is all kind of weirdly fucking surreal to her. Bonuses of an Italian-American mom, probably.
"Also, here's the difference between you and I, one: evidently my dad already killed that fucker off for good. Two: I can turn what seems to be my entire body into string, even as a defense mechanism. Three: I KIND OF DO THAT SHIT OUT OF INSTINCT AND REACTION THAN ACTIVELY THINKING ABOUT IT. So I think we're good."