[Here we go. She's huffing, totally not flustered in the slightest. Hopefully he can see that hip check coming, but it's not going to be too rough at least.]

In my defense, I had a lot of downtime in jail and prison and shit, you know? [She actually was doing this way before then, but like fuck if she's going to admit to that.]

'Sides, King's novels are pretty good if you're into that sort of thing. Like, for instance, Christine is about a possessed car killing people. It's pretty bad-ass. [Raise your hand if you're at all surprised this is the one she'd fixate on.]