It wouldn't be their business, would it? Should I feel shame for what someone else is wearing? I'm hardly the one wearing it in the first place, but in the second, if one wishes to wear something different that remains to be their choice! Why, I may have been surprised by much beach fashion before coming here- the modern day has changed quite a bit since my own time- but I'll not shame or judge them for that! It's what they chose to wear after all! And what made them happy!

[As usual, Jonathan has the irresistible urge to be incredibly dramatic and optimistic about matters.] If dressing as a foam burger was what you wished, then it was the best choice!