That's some allowance you're giving to children!! That's dangerous, don't you think?

[ Kids don't get a free pass. He's still waiting for somebody to yell at him, but Imelda's there in the corner of his eye so he'll probably hear it soon enough. Best draw this conversation out as long as he can- and it does help, a little, the distraction. ]

Anyways, nothing about this is survivability. It was just dumb luck... Ah, but maybe I'm luckier than most? I must be, to survive this long!