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daybreakacademy2019-05-12 11:42 pm
talkstoposters) wrote in daybreakacademy2019-05-12 11:42 pm
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Phys Ed Class Log + General Bowser Shenanigans
Who: Bowser, his students, and anyone who wants to watch!
What: His first gym class.
When: First week of May. It's taken awhile to get things set up.
Where: Legionnaire Quarters, around campus, and possibly his castle.
Warnings: Bowser things.
I. Test your might:
[The gym, on its surface, seems relatively normal compared to any other gym class. There's some basket ball hoops on two opposing sides of gymnasium, bleachers surrounding the walls on the other sides, a rope for climbing hanging from the ceiling, and several other amenities. There's also a fold up table placed near the bleachers, with those big plastic containers of Gatorade and some cups in case any students get thirsty and good amount of towels on another table a few feet away from the first one.
As for Bowser, he looks like he always does, minus some noteworthy exceptions. For one, he's wearing a whistle, and for another, he's got a clipboard with some papers and a built-in calculator. How professional-looking!
For once.]
Alright, listen up! Pretty sure I've talked with a couple of you before, but for those who I haven't, the name's Bowser. I'll be teaching you softies the most awesome class in the place, tied with my other class! I actually spent time putting together stuff that would seem familiar to you nerds, so you better be grateful!
For the first half of the period, you're gonna be doing some warm-up stretches, then running some tests. I'll need to see what you guys are capable of before I hash out the rest of my lesson plan! Show me the best you got; meaning NO SLACKING OFF!
After that, the second half of the class will be a game of my choosing. Normally it'd be a free period... [He cracks a small smile.] ...but I thought this would be more fun. But for now, GET GOING! I'll be around if you need me.
[Some of the tests Bowser has set up include a quarter mile running, rope climbing, a push-up station, and various others. Feel free to mingle with each other or talk with Bowser. As he said before, he'll be around to make sure people are doing what they're supposed to or showing the students how it's done.]
II. The Floor is sadly not LITERALLY lava
[For the next half of class, Bowser will have called everyone downstairs to one of the rooms. The room is furnished similarly to what one might expect from a two bedroom apartment, if said apartment was owned by Bowser. It also seems to be flooded with a warm, red liquid.]
Apparently using real lava is dangerous, but luckily I was able to improvise! This soup might not be as hot as the real thing, but it's still got a kick! If you fall in, you're out, and you get to stand with the LOSERS over there! Winner gets to pick next class's game, so GET OUT THERE AND CRUSH IT!
[Said designated loser section is off to the side and has its own set of bleachers, above the "lava". After Bowser finishes talking, he blows a whistle and then goes to sit down on a suitably sized lawn chair.]
III. A feast fit for a king (Faculty only)
[After a long day of actually doing his job, Bowser decides to grab some food and instead of eating it in one of the dining halls, he takes his dinner to one of the many teachers lounges and decides to dig in there. Anyone who happens to be in said lounge will, no doubt, be overjoyed to hear the Koopa King tearing through his food with all the subtlety and grace of a broken chainsaw. Should you shoot him a glance, he'll shoot a glare.]
What? You want some? Too bad! Get your own!
[And will then proceed to continue eating, somehow even louder than before.]
IV. Anything else
[Not a fan of any of these prompts? No problem! Just let me know if you wanna interact with Bowser and I'll either write up another prompt or just hit me up with one of your own!]
What: His first gym class.
When: First week of May. It's taken awhile to get things set up.
Where: Legionnaire Quarters, around campus, and possibly his castle.
Warnings: Bowser things.
I. Test your might:
[The gym, on its surface, seems relatively normal compared to any other gym class. There's some basket ball hoops on two opposing sides of gymnasium, bleachers surrounding the walls on the other sides, a rope for climbing hanging from the ceiling, and several other amenities. There's also a fold up table placed near the bleachers, with those big plastic containers of Gatorade and some cups in case any students get thirsty and good amount of towels on another table a few feet away from the first one.
As for Bowser, he looks like he always does, minus some noteworthy exceptions. For one, he's wearing a whistle, and for another, he's got a clipboard with some papers and a built-in calculator. How professional-looking!
For once.]
Alright, listen up! Pretty sure I've talked with a couple of you before, but for those who I haven't, the name's Bowser. I'll be teaching you softies the most awesome class in the place, tied with my other class! I actually spent time putting together stuff that would seem familiar to you nerds, so you better be grateful!
For the first half of the period, you're gonna be doing some warm-up stretches, then running some tests. I'll need to see what you guys are capable of before I hash out the rest of my lesson plan! Show me the best you got; meaning NO SLACKING OFF!
After that, the second half of the class will be a game of my choosing. Normally it'd be a free period... [He cracks a small smile.] ...but I thought this would be more fun. But for now, GET GOING! I'll be around if you need me.
[Some of the tests Bowser has set up include a quarter mile running, rope climbing, a push-up station, and various others. Feel free to mingle with each other or talk with Bowser. As he said before, he'll be around to make sure people are doing what they're supposed to or showing the students how it's done.]
II. The Floor is sadly not LITERALLY lava
[For the next half of class, Bowser will have called everyone downstairs to one of the rooms. The room is furnished similarly to what one might expect from a two bedroom apartment, if said apartment was owned by Bowser. It also seems to be flooded with a warm, red liquid.]
Apparently using real lava is dangerous, but luckily I was able to improvise! This soup might not be as hot as the real thing, but it's still got a kick! If you fall in, you're out, and you get to stand with the LOSERS over there! Winner gets to pick next class's game, so GET OUT THERE AND CRUSH IT!
[Said designated loser section is off to the side and has its own set of bleachers, above the "lava". After Bowser finishes talking, he blows a whistle and then goes to sit down on a suitably sized lawn chair.]
III. A feast fit for a king (Faculty only)
[After a long day of actually doing his job, Bowser decides to grab some food and instead of eating it in one of the dining halls, he takes his dinner to one of the many teachers lounges and decides to dig in there. Anyone who happens to be in said lounge will, no doubt, be overjoyed to hear the Koopa King tearing through his food with all the subtlety and grace of a broken chainsaw. Should you shoot him a glance, he'll shoot a glare.]
What? You want some? Too bad! Get your own!
[And will then proceed to continue eating, somehow even louder than before.]
IV. Anything else
[Not a fan of any of these prompts? No problem! Just let me know if you wanna interact with Bowser and I'll either write up another prompt or just hit me up with one of your own!]
no subject
They weren't reported -- I wasn't aware. My apologies.
[ He glances at Toki. ] Are they caused by anything in particular? [ Is it a regular seizure or is it a Magical Problem seizure, is what he's asking. ]
no subject
[Toki doesn't know how much of the New York incident Hieke kept records on, so Ekkehardt may not have known about any of it.]
no subject
I'd suggest you get some safety gear, since these are related to your visions, and you're not able to control their length or when they appear.
Try to keep track of the severity of your seizures - long and short. Come back in about a week and we'll see about treatment options.
You have a special exception for physical education classes from now on. [ He turns his attention to Bowser. ] I'd recommend he wear safety gear for anything that could put him at risk of falling. No extensive heights, no swimming.
But he can do some things, as long as he's properly supervised.
no subject
I'm gonna need a bit more than that to go off of, but we can talk about that later.
[Since his understanding of humans is incredibly questionable at this point. Regardless, he turns to Toki.]
Alright, kid, you're excused from today's class and probably for the next couple. I'll work out something for you in the meantime.
no subject
[He thought it unnecessary to see Ekkehardt, but Bowser was concerned enough and i's understandable. At least he's not drowning in the lava today. He then addresses Ekkehardt.]
I do keep track of them! Visions! Like I had uhh... twenty-nine! Last month! I write most of them down and draw pictures and everything! Do you want to see the notebooks!? Also, what sort of "safety gear"?
no subject
Date and number of short and long visions should be sufficient, if you have them. If you don't, please start recording that additional information so I can see if there's a pattern.
I'd advise you to get a helmet, Mr Rikugou. It protects your head, and by extension, your brain - and your brain certainly doesn't need more trauma than it currently has.
no subject
[He doesn't do that currently, nor does he make distinctions from long and short visions.]
I'll keep better records from now on, but I'll bring what I have!