Cafe Phantom - Club Edition

[prisoneroffate]

Who: Ren and students and faculty
What: Making a Cafe Club
When: Early March
Where: White Chain's Office, Around Campus
Warnings: Nope



1. To White Chain

[Ren will arrive at White Chain's office during her office hours with a stack of documents and a plastic bag that is emitting interesting coffee scents, knocking politely on her door and waiting to be admitted]

2. Open, After the conversation with White Chain

[Ren has been canvassing campus and talking to friends who might be interested, looking for people who might be interested in running a Cafe as a club activity. His goal is to create a student-run cafe in an old Home-Ec classroom that he's received approval to use. His pitch is pretty simple, but he'll modify it based on his read of a person - you get paid to help run it, and all the free coffee and tea you can drink]

Comments

[prisoneroffate]

My grades are already pretty good. I'd like to take on more interesting challenges.

[peace_keeper]

Maintaining satisfactory grades is a requirement of being in extracurricular activities, yes.

So why me, then?

[Come on White Chain you know why. You have so few vices but nice hot brewed drinks is one of them, loathe though you are to admit it.]

[prisoneroffate]

In my eyes, the core duties of the faculty adviser would be helping us maintain a level of consistent quality. That adviser would need to test our menu offerings and give feedback on that. You seem like the Faculty member most likely to give honest assessments and critiques.

[Nobody's fooling anybody here]

[peace_keeper]

It is admittedly true that I cannot lie without my armor cracking, and aim for scrupulous honesty in all things.

Which is unfortunately why I must warn you that attempting to bribe a Concordant Knight is a very serious offense, and that you should be cautious in how you proceed from here.

[prisoneroffate]

Was my assessment incorrect? If we are providing products you enjoy and you are testing them and must be fully honest, it only stands to the benefit of the club's activities. In what way is that a bribe?

[peace_keeper]

You have surmised that I like coffee. There are any number of professors you could have approached, but you chose me.

But...since your argument is still entirely sound, I suppose three's no harm in it.

[prisoneroffate]

Thank you. If it makes you feel better I serve coffee to a number of Faculty members, so love of coffee is pretty universal. So you will be our adviser?