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Ekkehardt Gehring ([personal profile] spelleton) wrote in [community profile] daybreakacademy2019-03-24 10:09 am

the best defense is literally any defense at all

Who: Ekkehardt, OTA
What: Addressing a perceived deficiency in the current curriculum
Where: An empty classroom
When: 14th-20th
Warnings: Nothing should come up but I'll change the header if it does.
Notes: I'll match you!



A.

[ You might find Ekkehardt out of the infirmary for once, tacking up a few posters here and there where students frequent. They're nondescript and not meant to be particularly noticeable. They provide relevant information about an unofficial self defense class.

The only particularly interesting part (besides Ekkehardt breaking his own routine) is that he's clearly specified that this class is explicitly for noncombatants.
]

B. Introduction

[ Upon reaching the classroom, Ekkehardt is sitting at the teacher's desk with his hands free, for once. There's a selection of various weapons - wooden ones, foam ones, some that are clearly for historical re-enactment - and implements (is that an umbrella?) laid out on the front row of desks. All in good condition (some are practically untouched).

He shows no signs of picking them up, or what they're going to be used for.

When students walk in, he simply nods at them in greeting. The only thing he really says is:
]

Do you have any questions before class starts?

C. Ekkehardt what (Practicals, part 1)

[ After he's deemed there's a reasonable amount of attendance, he stands up and indicates the weapons in all their mismatched glory. ]

All right. Here is the subject of today's class.

One at a time, you'll face off against me. I will have a weapon - you may choose it, if you like. You, on the other hand, will be unarmed.

Your objective is to stop me from touching you with the weapon. Otherwise, I win.

D. NO, REALLY, WHAT (Practicals, part 2)

[ When class is over, he indicates the selection of implements on the desk once more. ]

For the second part of this class, I want you to take one of these with you. Return them to me once you've completed the secondary task - which many of you will find vastly more entertaining, I'm sure.

[ He smiles, faintly. ]

Your objective is to touch or hit me with your weapon of choice. If you can do that, you win. And remember - you don't have to fight me. It's ideal if you do not.

You just need that weapon to make contact with me.

[ Over the next few days, Ekkehardt will be going about his business as usual. If you see him getting assaulted by various students wielding various weapons, he doesn't seem to mind at all.

In fact, he seems to be kind of enjoying it, in a weird way??
]

E. Wildcard

[ Did you come here to see Ekkehardt teach for once and not be a fusspot in the infirmary? Are you just curious about what a self-defense class for noncombatants entails? Literally anything else? Hit me I'll roll with it. ]
deuteranope: (mav094)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-03-24 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shifts out of the way on automatic, frown tugging deeper for a second with annoyance as he's distracted away from thinking about how a wooden sword would be heavier, but hurt more and fall faster, how it would be sturdy, and being a sword gave him decent range.]

Wa --

[...No, it wasn't Ekkehardt's job to watch it. That part was all on Maverick. Right. He adjusts both his expectations and his distance.]

Practice for the both of us, then.
deuteranope: (mav113)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-03-24 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[tfw your trauma-seeded paranoid hypervigilance ups your grade

Perhaps disappointingly, Maverick doesn't seem too concerned about his steps back and skips to the side to dodge the sword, letting himself be driven deskwards. Then he vaults diagonally over the closest desk and hops up onto a chair so he can start gaining ground that way, apparently not bothered by the uneven level. He's a boy that likes to climb and run and jump all over the place, getting wherever he can with whatever methods available. Helps when it comes to making an escape from some weirdo with a sword! Sucks that there's nothing he can really use to keep an eye on everything going on behind him, settling for occasional glances and listening for odd sounds to help him predict Ekkehardt's movements.]
deuteranope: (mav198)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-03-25 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oof. It's gonna hurt like hell, but the sacrifice has to be made if he wants to both escape the hit and gain some distance, so instead of trying to regain his balance and keep going, Maverick...drops. It's graceless and his elbow will be a mess of bruises later, but it's what's necessary to narrowly fall to the side of the stab and get rolling back onto his feet in a sharp change of direction. Platforms weren't reliable, with Ekkehardt adapting, but he can still use them for momentum and barriers.

There wasn't a point where he could "win" this objective, only one where he'd lose, because it was just a matter of how long he could hold out. Infuriating...but that's life, isn't it? You hold out as long as you can and then it stabs you in the gut. That's the design. Still, the realization circling back around gives his movements tension, making them more erratic and prone to falling for any tricks.]
deuteranope: (mav157)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-03-27 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh, being praised, his secret weakness. The irritation melts away, because even if he still doesn't see how this is a winnable objective, at least he's doing well and someone is noticing him for it. He isn't failing.

Don't have to be armed... There's a lot of things he could say or ask about, but he doesn't want to waste either his breath or his thinking time when he needs to keep staying out of reach. Leg is going to hurt from meeting the chair to catch it in a stop...but it's better than letting it knock him around, leaving him open. If he wanted to put Ekkehardt at a disadvantage, he could keep trying to use the environment as an obstacle, leaving both of them open to the other trying to destabilize them from kicking chair and desks, chucking something at him which he feels would be arming himself and not in the spirit of things, or...

...leaving??? It would certainly give him space to sprint, which he was good at. It'd give him the distance, too...and if Ekkehardt was running hard to keep up with him, it would be harder for him to swing the sword accurately. Until he could disarm Ekkehardt without risking getting touched, somehow, it could be his best option.

So... PEACE OUT, he's gonna try to make a break for it.]